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Prince Watch

Dear Readers, This has not been a good month for The Daily Princetonian. Honestly, we almost feel bad for them. There was the PUDS fiasco, the misreporting of college council budgets, and, just this week, they ran a story with … Read More

by staff on April 24, 2008March 17, 2013

A Better Course Guide

ARC 210 Unpacking Foreclosure ATL 253 Eating Clear Soup with Small Spoons on Uncomfortable Chairs BCS101 Introduction to the Existence of Bosnian-Croatian-Serbian CHI 101 So You Want to Apply to PIA CHV 310 Practical Meth-xxx CWR 301 Your Memoir CWR … Read More

by staff on September 13, 2010March 22, 2013

A Better Course Guide

Courses you actually want to take.

by staff on November 16, 2011March 17, 2013

A Better Course Guide

“MNG 105: What to Expect When You’re Expectorating” and other courses.

by staff on December 5, 2013December 7, 2013

100 Reasons I Can’t Have Sex With You Tonight

My mom has the key to my chastity belt.

by staff on March 7, 2015July 4, 2017

90 Princeton Courses that Were Never Taught

All the courses you always wanted to take—if the university ever let you.

by staff on November 20, 2021

Divorces & Celebrations

Cam Asutra & Sue Trakama Cam Asutra knew from the moment he saw Sue Trakama walking down the aisle in December of 2009 that their marriage was going to end in divorce. Ms. Trakama was wearing a wedding dress that … Read More

by staff on November 10, 2010March 22, 2013

Nass 100

100 things the staff of the Nass doesn’t want to see again next year: So much self-loathing staring back out of the mirror My love handles My puffy cheeks My cankles Food My third nipple Uncircumcised penises Uncircumcised vaginas The … Read More

by staff on May 9, 2013August 18, 2013

A Better Course Guide

Fall 2012.

by staff on September 8, 2012March 17, 2013

103 Things to Do as a Prefrosh

The Nass compiled the definitive list of necessary prefrosh experiences

by staff on April 10, 2016April 16, 2016

WPRB Top 30 Charts

1. Toro y Moi
Anything in Return
Carpark

2. Bibi Tanga and the Selenites
40 Degrees of Sunshine
Nat Geo

3. Paint Fumes
Uck Life
Slovenly

by staff on February 23, 2013March 22, 2013

Prefrosh Portraits

They’re coming.

by staff on April 25, 2012March 17, 2013


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