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Spring 2011 Course Guide

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Owl City: Could It Happen?

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100 Things to Do Before Coming to Princeton

One million push-ups. Read every book ever. Join a frat. Build a fort. Get a bold new haircut. Set fire to the rain. Lose 15-60 pounds. Lose appendix. Lose virginity. Make love. Make two people cry in one night. Show every … Read More

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103 Things to Do as a Prefrosh

The Nass compiled the definitive list of necessary prefrosh experiences

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A Better Course Guide

“MNG 105: What to Expect When You’re Expectorating” and other courses.

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A Better Course Guide

The Nass’s classes.

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The Bierderman Ipod Gospel

So we’ve all seen Rob Biederman’s egg-hunt email. It got us to thinking…what if the USG reconceived every important holiday? A few ideas: Ash Wednesday: You and a group of friends attend 8 a.m. mass. After applying the soot, a … Read More

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Mex-Emo (Get It?)

What do you get when you take a group of gangly teenagers with teased-out hair and black eyeliner? Emo kids who let out their emotions through Good Charlotte? Well, yes – but that’s not all.

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Born to Jog

The world’s longest-running tribute band and how they are.

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Nassau Weekly’s Weekly Diet

Oh Gross. We accidentally just looked at you and your fatness grossed us out. Big time. Well, because we here at the Nassau Weekly are bonded together by a spirit of philanthropy and kindness, we are going to give you what you so desperately need: A brand new diet.

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145 Very Specific Anxieties

Things you didn’t even know you should be worried about.

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100 Things To Do Before You Graduate

A Nass list.

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The Nass 100

1. Your idea for a new campus publication

100. That night I held you and we just laughed and cried till morning

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