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The Nass 100

1. Your idea for a new campus publication

100. That night I held you and we just laughed and cried till morning

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Reasons I Called P-Safe on My Roomate

There’s nothing worse than a bad roommate.

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100 Reasons I Can’t Have Sex With You Tonight

My mom has the key to my chastity belt.

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59 Rejected Theses

Here in all their glory are our 59 (close enough, right?) rejected theses.

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The Nass 100

1. The Daily Princetonian (so true though) 2. Your claim that there is a little independent coffee shop back home that is way better than Small World and way cheaper, though this is probably the case. 3. Princeton’s new login … Read More

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A Better Course Guide

COM/PHI 101: Is it lit?
ENG 201: Oh it’s lit.

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A Better Course Guide

Fall 2012.

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The Nass 100

1. Graph humor 2. “Does America Have Too Many Nurses or Not Enough?”: _The Slatest_ 3. Visual learners 4. Trail blazers 5. People who are culturally insensitive to my opinions 6. The disgusting cover letter and resume I sent to … Read More

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Mex-Emo (Get It?)

What do you get when you take a group of gangly teenagers with teased-out hair and black eyeliner? Emo kids who let out their emotions through Good Charlotte? Well, yes – but that’s not all.

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Porn for the Blind

In our modern age, technology has made it so that the visually impaired are able to partake in many of the same activities as anyone else. Text-to-speech programs, which narrate a website, make it easy to browse the web. There … Read More

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Week in Review

It came to (and, it should be noted, faded from) the national attention that San Diego resident John Corcoran taught high school in California for 17 years without being able to read, write, or spell. A college graduate, Corcoran’s secret … Read More

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The Nass 100

100 things the staff of the Nassau Weekly doesn’t want to see again next year.

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