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A Better Course Guide

AAS 315 / CHV 424 / MUS 343 “We are not the same I am a Martian”: Afro-futurism since 1950 from Sun Ra to Young Money AAS 444 / EAS 360 Cross-Cultural Dialogues: Rush Hour through Rush Hour 3 AMS … Read More

by staff on February 10, 2010March 22, 2013

Nass 100

100 things the staff of the Nass doesn’t want to see again next year: So much self-loathing staring back out of the mirror My love handles My puffy cheeks My cankles Food My third nipple Uncircumcised penises Uncircumcised vaginas The … Read More

by staff on May 9, 2013August 18, 2013

The Nass 100

1. The Daily Princetonian (so true though) 2. Your claim that there is a little independent coffee shop back home that is way better than Small World and way cheaper, though this is probably the case. 3. Princeton’s new login … Read More

by staff on September 24, 2009March 17, 2013

A Better Course Guide

The Nass’s classes.

by staff on November 14, 2014November 16, 2014

70 of Princeton’s Next Big Construction Projects: A Nass List

PRINCETON BUILDS: A doomsday bunker, an embassy for Bumble ambassadors, a cold brew river, and 67 other projects.

by staff on November 20, 2022

A Better Course Guide

Courses that take YOU

by staff on December 5, 2012March 22, 2013

Porn for the Blind

In our modern age, technology has made it so that the visually impaired are able to partake in many of the same activities as anyone else. Text-to-speech programs, which narrate a website, make it easy to browse the web. There … Read More

by staff on April 24, 2008March 17, 2013

Prefrosh Portraits

They’re coming.

by staff on April 25, 2012March 17, 2013

59 Rejected Theses

Here in all their glory are our 59 (close enough, right?) rejected theses.

by staff on November 17, 2019November 17, 2019

NASS 100

Our somewhat annual list of the one hundred things we never want to see again.

by staff on May 23, 2012March 17, 2013

PrinceWatch, Reloaded

PrinceWatch is back! For years the Daily Princetonian has been running bizarre and often incomprehensible features on facets of campus life that are of interest only to drooling alums and university administrators who like to see their names in print. We at PrinceWatch hope to bring to light the most egregiously offensive examples of Prince pseudo-journalism in the hopes that one day the Daily Princetonian will give itself a long hard look in the mirror and close its doors for good. Right.

by staff on February 20, 2008March 17, 2013

Kanye West’s Top 120 Baby Names

1. Mistake
2. Hieronymus
3. Magical Negro
4. Doubletree
5. Krampus
6. North by North
7. Glass Spanish
8. CRIME
9. Susanorlean Orchid
10. Sheikh

by staff on February 23, 2013March 22, 2013


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