JRN/CLI/CKB/AIT: You Thought This Was A Journalism Class. Then We Hit the Half-Semester Mark. What Happens Next Will Blow Your Mind.
JRN 540: Everyone Gets a Job at Buzzfeed
HIS 451: Things, Like Floor Protector, Fish Body Part, Insect, Wallhanging, Crumpled Gum Wrapper, Nametag, Colander, Zipper
ART/MAT 125: Drawn and Quartered
AST 102 /EEB 346: A Brief History of Thyme
CWR 305: Puns
LOL/OMG/JFC: im literally crying
SOC/LIN/GSS 119: “my mom keeps asking if we’re dating haha”: Straight White Boys Texting
ST.A/DAN 200: Tapping
IVY/TFC 200: Gambling (only open to sophomores)
CAP/LUV: It’s Real Tho
ARC 363: Lying in Bed
THR 363: Lying, in Bed
GSS 353: Lions in Bed
EEB 343: Lions in Bed
HIS 363: Lions Inbred: The Tyrion Lannister Problem
FRA 213: Lions in Bread
CLA 169: LOINS
FIN/NA 101: Cultural Appropriation in Context
ATL 3000: A History of Outkast in the 21st Century
COS 397/GSS 397: Bathroom Codes
WWS/POL: The 2-ply promise
SOC/MUS: The 2 Chainz effect
FIN/DAN 11212: The Shmoney Dance
FIN/EASS: The Wolf Whistles of Wall Street
POL 231/GSS 112: That’s Not Funny
CIS/MAN: Can I Say That
JDS/EEB 101: Apes
FRS 184: Are You An Out of Touch, Entitled Little Shit?
MAE 420: High Flying
COM/LIN/GSS 201: Comparative Fellatio
TFI 200/JRN 200/TMZ 200: How to Make Headlines
TFI 300/JRN 300/TMZ 300: How to Give Head(lines)
NYC/URB/MUS 302: Is Anything Better Than That 1 Train?
JCO 2014: Much Ado About Nothing
PHI 101: Mansplaining
GSS 329: Catcalling
EEB 321: Calling Cats
COM 69/COS 69: Sext:
THR 212/POL 411: How to Act Like a POL Major: Stern, Sure & Stubborn
WWS/IDK: Undecided Majors
ART/FIN400: How Many Years on Wall Street Until I Can Afford a Rothko
EEB/ENG 368: My Mother Is A Fish
CPS/LIN/CWR 310: How To Avoid Compulsory Medical Leave
PHY/COS/CWR 469: Sliding Into The DMs
MAT/GSS 123: The Square Root of 69 Is Ate Something, Right?
AAS 001: No You Can’t Wear Blackface What The Fuck Dude
CHM 666A: Intro to Magic: Love Potions
CHM 666B: Intro to Magic: Synthesizing the Elixir of Life
SUP/MA 176: Spitting Game
TDE 208: Gimme Gimme Gimme Some
HIS/ECO/FIN 436: Working in Finance (But Only For, Like, Five Years Max)
FRS/GSS/CHM 101: Did You?? Get Cum?? On My Motherfucking Futon??
PHI/AMS/WWS 400: Class, Warfare
WWS 300: Cherry-Picking Economic Theory to Support Your Thinly-Veiled Racism
ANT/EEB/PSY 323: Going To The Street Sober
COR/NEL/WEST 101: ON FIRE
MUS 201: Hamhorn
GSS/PHI 510: Kant & Kunts
GSS/PHI/ART 212: Kants, Kunts & Koontz
FIN/LIN/THR 460: Pretending To Understand & Care About Your Friend’s Finance Job
HUM 470/FIN 415: Interdisciplinary Studies in the Humanities-AdVenture Capital, with Robert George and Cornel West
HUM 470/ENG 415: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, with Robbie and Cornel
HUM 470/VIS 415: Adventure Time, with Robbie and Cornel
NEU 350: Get Paid to Fuck with Mice
ZOE 101: Did You Know She’s Married Now? Her Kid is 5
HHDL/ECO 014: Investment Banking?
PTENS 100: hey u up?
ELE 341/NES 338/JDS 338: The Arab Israeli Conflict: Towards a Solid-State Solution
MAT/FRE: Indeterminate
MOL 234/EGR 201: Micro-Managing
MUS/MAT 600: Game Theory James Franco (with visiting professor RiFF RAFF)
CWR 202: This Class is Going to Change My Life I Am Going to Spend a Couple Hours a Week with Talented and Passionate and Considerate Peers and then My Professor Will Take Me under Her Wing and Champion Me and Then I Will Be Famous Forever
CWR 203: That Last CWR Class Literally Crushed Me with Disillusionment But I Am Older and Wiser Now so This Time It Will Be Better
CWR 302: This Is An Advanced Workshop, How Bad Could It Be
CWR 303: I Hate Myself and I Want to Die
DAN/GSS 444: All the Single Ladies
RAP 127: Unclaimed Names
MUS 911: Sirens
JDS/ANT 301: The Anthropology of Gentiles at Shabbat
CHV/FIN 340: Finance is Practically Ethical
SOC/AAS/GSS 101: Intersextionality
TIN/DER 666: Fuck I Swiped Left by Mistake
VIS/VAG 300: The Visual Rhetoric of Georgia O’Keeffe
CWR 575: The Haiku
WRI 69: Remedial Sexting for Clueless Frosh
A/S/L 480: The Chatroom as Literary Topos
PHI/WWS 101: Am I a Narcissist?
GSS/EEB 345: Are You My Real Dad?
JDS/PHI 230: Is It Worth the Circumcision?
TI/ECO 315: Is It Worth the Lawsuit?
ART/FIN 780: Seriously, Fuck Jeff Koons
MOM/DAD 101: Why Don’t My Parents Still Love Each Other???
SMH 309: Your Boneheaded Jokes
JRN/ART/ENG 300: Unpaid Internships
ART 777: You & Prof. D. Graham Burnett are Locked in a Seminar Room for an Hour; We’ll Just See What Happens from There
ENG 201: It’s Okay for Aristocratic Writers to Romanticize Poverty as Long as They Label It “Pastoral”
CWR 101: This Story Isn’t About Me lol
GSS 421/FTW 69: #GamerGate
REL/NEU 512: Is It God Or Your Hypothalamus?
FUC/BOI 101: An Anthropological Survey
PDF 000: Studying Abroad
NFL 101/AMS 244: Portrayals of Indigenous People in Contemprorary America
NFL 101/NEU 000: Long-term Impacts of Banging Your Head Against Things for Several Years
DTF 101: hey
FML 101: Mornings After
MOL 403/AMS 403/AAS 403: Human Reproductive Organ Variance
LIN 211: Introduction to Talking to Girls
FRE/MAT 101 : Je ne sais pas
FRE/MAT/GSS 500: Je ne sais quoi
ARC/CEE 101: If It Ain’t Broke Don’t Fix It
ARC/MUS 101: If It Ain’t Baroque Don’t Fix It
ARC/GSS 101: If It Ain’t Brokeback Don’t Fix It
BRO 101: Homoeroticism
REG/RET 101: Why Did I Do That
FRE/GSS 069: Ceci n’est pas un penis
MAT/GSS 68: You Do Me And I’ll Owe You One
GOT 101: Boobs, Booze and Blood
MOL/GSS 187: Is the Thirst Real?
COM/MUS 109: Shout-Outs
MAE/CEE/CBE 101: How to Impress Girls
DAN/GER 101: Perils of the Waltz
SUN/DAy/fun/day: The South Will Rise Again, Next Week, With a Different Theme
JDS/NES 100: Learning Just Enough About Israel/Palestine to Seduce a Sexy Zionist