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The Nass 100

1. Graph humor 2. “Does America Have Too Many Nurses or Not Enough?”: _The Slatest_ 3. Visual learners 4. Trail blazers 5. People who are culturally insensitive to my opinions 6. The disgusting cover letter and resume I sent to … Read More

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100 Better Ways To Spend The $75,000 Now Being Spent By The USG On Their Signature Orange & Black Ball:

(Which Three-Hour Ball Consists Of Gymnasium Drunkenness, Middling Food, And Middling Music)

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WPRB Top 30 Charts

1. Toro y Moi
Anything in Return
Carpark

2. Bibi Tanga and the Selenites
40 Degrees of Sunshine
Nat Geo

3. Paint Fumes
Uck Life
Slovenly

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100 Things To Do Before You Graduate

A Nass list.

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A Better Course Guide

“MNG 105: What to Expect When You’re Expectorating” and other courses.

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A Better Course Guide

COM/PHI 101: Is it lit?
ENG 201: Oh it’s lit.

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Jeremiah Was a Prophet

Jeremiah (“The Weeping Prophet”) is famous for prophesying the destruction of Jerusalem and the exile of the Jews. In the Hebrew Bible, God called to Jeremiah in 626 BC and said that the Jewish people had forsaken him by worshiping false idols. God instructed Jeremiah to proclaim that unless they repented, the Israelites would be pillaged by a foreign nation and exiled from their land as punishment.

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59 Rejected Theses

Here in all their glory are our 59 (close enough, right?) rejected theses.

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111 Items on Eisgruber’s Search History

5. found out jewish what do I do?

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Mex-Emo (Get It?)

What do you get when you take a group of gangly teenagers with teased-out hair and black eyeliner? Emo kids who let out their emotions through Good Charlotte? Well, yes – but that’s not all.

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145 Very Specific Anxieties

Things you didn’t even know you should be worried about.

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Week in Review

It came to (and, it should be noted, faded from) the national attention that San Diego resident John Corcoran taught high school in California for 17 years without being able to read, write, or spell. A college graduate, Corcoran’s secret … Read More

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