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100 Things To Do Before You Graduate

A Nass list.

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A Better Course Guide

AAS 315 / CHV 424 / MUS 343 “We are not the same I am a Martian”: Afro-futurism since 1950 from Sun Ra to Young Money AAS 444 / EAS 360 Cross-Cultural Dialogues: Rush Hour through Rush Hour 3 AMS … Read More

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103 Things to Do as a Prefrosh

The Nass compiled the definitive list of necessary prefrosh experiences

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101 Questions to Ask Eisgruber at Office Hours

What is Cap Love? How can I improve my relationship with my mother? what’s ur dick like? You’re Jewish but your name is Christopher… is that weird for you? Have you ever hooked up with a student? Be honest. Which … Read More

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107 Things Sex is Like

Some of our esteemed fellow publications within the literary Eden that is this campus have recently brought their keen eyes to sex, and what it is like to have it. They have prompted us to consider how it is similar … Read More

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A Better Course Guide

“MNG 105: What to Expect When You’re Expectorating” and other courses.

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A Better Course Guide

ARC 210 Unpacking Foreclosure ATL 253 Eating Clear Soup with Small Spoons on Uncomfortable Chairs BCS101 Introduction to the Existence of Bosnian-Croatian-Serbian CHI 101 So You Want to Apply to PIA CHV 310 Practical Meth-xxx CWR 301 Your Memoir CWR … Read More

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WPRB Top 30 Charts

1. Toro y Moi
Anything in Return
Carpark

2. Bibi Tanga and the Selenites
40 Degrees of Sunshine
Nat Geo

3. Paint Fumes
Uck Life
Slovenly

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Nass 100

100 things the staff of the Nass doesn’t want to see again next year: So much self-loathing staring back out of the mirror My love handles My puffy cheeks My cankles Food My third nipple Uncircumcised penises Uncircumcised vaginas The … Read More

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A Better Course Guide

Courses that take YOU

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100 Better Ways To Spend The $75,000 Now Being Spent By The USG On Their Signature Orange & Black Ball:

(Which Three-Hour Ball Consists Of Gymnasium Drunkenness, Middling Food, And Middling Music)

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NASS 100

Our somewhat annual list of the one hundred things we never want to see again.

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