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That Precept Kid Reviews Starbucks Snacks

Did you know? I’m in a philosophy of language class.

by Zach Cohen on December 11, 2016February 18, 2017

The Romney Boys, Remembered

Brothers of Jared.

by Dan Abromowitz on November 7, 2012March 17, 2013

Facial Hair, Don’t Care

While brainstorming what to give up for Lent, my friend Spencer suggested foregoing facial hair. This would probably be an entirely inconsequential Lenten sacrifice for the vast majority of the male population. For a stubborn, barely post-pubescent boy such as myself, however, this is no easy endeavor. For some inscrutable reason, and to the consternation of friends and family, I persist in growing absolutely disgusting facial hair.

by Arthur Imperatore on March 9, 2013March 22, 2013

Peer Review

__Dan edits Giri’s college app__
Page 1, Page 2, Page 3

by Dan Abromowitz on November 10, 2010November 5, 2014

11 Fall Break Movie Reviews

Yooo, fall break was a movie…

by Ellie Diamond on November 11, 2023

A View of Reunions from Behind the Scenes

Behind the scenes of Princeton’s annual alumni event, a small number of dedicated student trucking teams work tirelessly to keep Reunions running smoothly. Responsible for driving a fleet of large box trucks, crews of student truckers single-handedly transport all of … Read More

by Carolyn Kelly on May 16, 2016May 16, 2016

Campus Map of Rap

by Elizabeth Lian on April 18, 2013April 20, 2013

Canada F.A.Q.

On Canada and Justin Trudeau.

by Lauren Johnston on April 2, 2017September 28, 2018

Cartoons & Caption Contest

Some cartoons for your Sunday pleasure.

by Hannah Mittleman, Hazel Flaherty on February 20, 2022February 20, 2022

Just Say No

The philosophers tell us that everyone has, at some point in their life, given or received a handjob*. Science bears this out. Thing is, though, that handjobs just aren’t that great. Nobody really likes giving them, and, save for a … Read More

by Dan Abromowitz on October 5, 2011March 17, 2013

Grade ‘F’

One must credit the producers of Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed for stretching such a pathetic stock of original material into 90 minute feature. Given how preposterous intelligent design is, Ben Stein probably gave the most sympathetic account possible of how a handful of researchers defending it were ejected from their respective Universities. He did not, however, provide persuasive evidence for how evolutionary theory led to eugenics, racism, Communism, fascism, abortion, and a host of other evils that are either directly or indirectly referenced.

by Benedict Baerst on April 24, 2008March 17, 2013

The Sins of My Father

In an election where both candidates for President profess a faith that teaches a preferential option for the poor, it is lamentable that there has yet to be a real discussion about equality in American society. As has been the case for the past five election cycles, we continue to engage in a debate that pits “cultural” against “issue driven” politics.

by Jacob Candelaria on September 18, 2008March 17, 2013


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