Category: Humor

Battle of the Bedbugs

Rejoice, my comrades! Today has been a truly glorious day in the history of our intrepid battalion. From the moment we were deployed at the peak of summer heat, to our present landing as the season has begun to wane, our mission has been blessed by our Lord, the Great Bed-Crawler. All bow to His Bloodiness.

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Wondering Why?

Dear Wise Wendy, I’ve been at Princeton for a little while now, and I just can’t seem to click with anyone romantically. I can’t bear this crippling loneliness any longer. Should I try Speed Dating? From, – In a Sophomore … Read More

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Prince Watch

Dear Readers, This has not been a good month for The Daily Princetonian. Honestly, we almost feel bad for them. There was the PUDS fiasco, the misreporting of college council budgets, and, just this week, they ran a story with … Read More

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Nass-strology: SCOR-A-HOPE (if you’re lucky) Edition

“Most people claim they don’t believe in horoscopes. But admit it. Some days even the best of us take two minutes of our lives to check what information the movements of celestial objects will divine.”

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When Tigerhub Goes Down

The twenty-one hours to himself during the day aren’t so bad, but the three hours at night are paralyzing. He always tells himself, in the midst of particularly productive days, that he’ll be able to finally start doing things during the night, but when the time comes he’s scared of going out.

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Wondering Why?

Dear Wise Wendy, I’m having trouble getting anything done for class now that it’s nice outside. Any suggestions as we move into finals? From, Procrastinator Dear Procrastinator, Of course I have suggestio Dear Wise Wendy, How do I get over … Read More

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The Strand

“My fellow Americans…”

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113 Hangover Cures

Hangover alchemy is a bit more involved than water and Advil.

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Nasstrology: Valentine’s Day Edition

The Nass gives its lovelorn readers guidance for the greeting card industry’s favorite holiday.

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Open Letter

“I hardly believe that I am the first to bring this to your attention, but I feel compelled by my allegiance to our university’s mission to ask: why don’t we spend more time talking about dinosaurs?”

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NASStrology

In need of a cosmic perspective? Check out your Princeton-specific horoscope.

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Group Ecology

Welfome to Princhips, where it’s reproductive season again. A group of horny superorganisms called student groups are vying for your attention and panting for your consent.

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