Category: List

90 Princeton Courses that Were Never Taught

All the courses you always wanted to take—if the university ever let you.

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100 Things to Do at Princeton

1. Shirley Tilghman and Christopher Eisgruber, at the same time.

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111 Items on Eisgruber’s Search History

5. found out jewish what do I do?

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Hey, Big Vape! Make These Flavors Next

New Vape Flavors Vagina Ice Sweaty Ballsack Gelato Razzmatazz Orgy Rush Strawberry Strap-on Delight American Spirit Blue Ice Milk Tyra Banks Better Than Sex Hard Boiled Egg Ice Carbonara Lemonade Black Mold Blue Cheese Smoke Chromium Alloy Poop Charisma Uniqueness … Read More

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145 Very Specific Anxieties

Things you didn’t even know you should be worried about.

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127 Unclaimed Rap Names

The Crying Game DJ Yung Educated But Unemployed Lil Drummer Boy Sofresh n’ Soclean Dion Adonis Morissette D(ean)J Rapelye Rudeboy Giuliani Duncan Hoy-Z Lil Peni$ Lil Italy Lil Lion Man Lil Caesars Pizza Kings ?uest Missy Eliot Linton Missy Michelle … Read More

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103 Things to Do as a Prefrosh

The Nass compiled the definitive list of necessary prefrosh experiences

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59 Rejected Theses

Here in all their glory are our 59 (close enough, right?) rejected theses.

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The Last List

It’s the apocalypse, and in its last death rattle, the illustrious Nassau Weekly decides to leave one more gift to humanity, to create the only remembrance of our time on earth, to cement an eternal legacy—to publish THE LAST LIST.

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113 Hangover Cures

Hangover alchemy is a bit more involved than water and Advil.

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101 Questions to Ask Eisgruber at Office Hours

What is Cap Love? How can I improve my relationship with my mother? what’s ur dick like? You’re Jewish but your name is Christopher… is that weird for you? Have you ever hooked up with a student? Be honest. Which … Read More

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100 Things To Do Before You Graduate

A Nass list.

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