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The Elephant of the Amazon

Now that fall has arrived, FOX news is wetting itself over the official kick-off of the 2012 campaign season and the sudden flood of the media with Republican debates. While there are many outstanding candidates, and while each has something … Read More

by Stephanie Velazquez on September 28, 2011March 17, 2013

Cartoons, Caption Contest, & Art

Some cartoons for your Sunday pleasure.

by Hannah Mittleman, Juju Lane on March 20, 2022March 20, 2022

A Sprained Ankle and Two Princeton Plagues

A rumination on campus culture and personal pain.

by Lauren Aung on October 10, 2021October 9, 2021

The Nass Weekly’s Weekly Diet

“‘Ere we come, ‘ere we come, ‘ere we come to eat some snacks!” That’s the song you sing as you roll your way to the feeding tubes, you glutinous masses of orca-fat-fattened lard-balls! And what do you have to say for yourselves? Nothing, because your mouths are blocked up by the pendulous weight of your sagging cheeks and you have forgotten all words except “more” and “a little bit more” and “perhaps just another dollop.”

by staff on October 11, 2006March 17, 2013

59 Rejected Theses

Here in all their glory are our 59 (close enough, right?) rejected theses.

by staff on November 17, 2019November 17, 2019

Listening for Change

Reflections on environmental protest songs.

by Kathryn Short on October 13, 2019October 12, 2019

Crossword #1

Check out the Nass’s first crossword puzzle!

by Zach Cohen on February 17, 2019March 1, 2019

Maria

Unpacking and reflecting on the “deep-seated racial ‘master-labor’ power dynamic between the Chinese employers and Filipino maids in Hong Kong.”

by Michael Yeung on April 6, 2019April 18, 2019

Infinitely Awkward

Both of them are B and T-ers who regularly retreat to New York to escape the banality of their suburban existences, and, of course, both of them are music junkies with the same rad taste in sweet tunes.

by Ernestine Gildemeyer on October 16, 2008March 17, 2013

Existential Angst with Your Popcorn, Sir?

If you didn’t see I Heart Huckabees over fall break, you’ve missed the latest and most definitive installment in what has been a long string of movies defining a new American genre, which I will call (in appropriate pseudo-irony) Absurd Existentialism.

by Rachel Lyon on November 3, 2004March 17, 2013

Here are some things that we know:

1. The popular Dirty Southern rap term “Crunk” has it’s origin in the early 1960s. Jewish pharmacist’s would ask young men “bist du krank?” or “are you sick?” when they purchased a dozen bottles of cough syrup. Presumably, the young … Read More

by the Editors on October 17, 2007March 17, 2013

This Glass Box

My mother is known for throwing lavish parties and not wearing underwear. We have morning glories that crawl up our living room pillars.

by Lydia Weintraub on April 12, 2015April 18, 2015


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