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Porn for the Blind

In our modern age, technology has made it so that the visually impaired are able to partake in many of the same activities as anyone else. Text-to-speech programs, which narrate a website, make it easy to browse the web. There … Read More

by staff on April 24, 2008March 17, 2013

Four Poems

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING One time when I was walking down the street, I saw Kenneth Branagh. I said, Hey! Kenneth Branagh! I loved your adaptation of _Much Ado About Nothing_! And your work in _Wild Wild West_! I mean … Read More

by Rachel Heise Bolten on February 3, 2010March 17, 2013

This Is… Princeton

In writing about the pillow fight that took place on Friday, April 17 in front of the Frist Campus Center, I feel it is my duty to report as accurately as possible the events that transpired up to and during those ten idyllic minutes of being bathed in feathers. The following report is as honest and strictly detailed as my mind would allow.

by Zack Newick on April 23, 2009March 17, 2013

In Memory of Philip Seymour Hoffman

It happens more often than perhaps it should: a celebrity, be it rock star, movie icon, or stud athlete, is upheld on a pedestal for many years during his or her career, only to come crashing down at some shocking revelation that leaves fans disappointed and disenchanted. Sunday, February 4th left me with a similar feeling, when it was proclaimed over various social media outlets that Oscar-winning actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his New York apartment with a needle in his arm and significant amounts of heroin in the vicinity.

by Tom Markham on February 15, 2014February 15, 2014

River House

“What will we do in this nightmare pastoral, now that we have woken up.”

by Charlie Nuermberger on April 3, 2022April 3, 2022

To cleanse

“I consider cleaning it / But a marble pattern of the last remnants of you is reassuring to stare down at ”

by Hiba Siddiki on February 27, 2022February 27, 2022

Edison by Train Window

“Bread lying open face on the lightly dented
plastic, white table, the one you 
always see at bake sales.”

by Zach Cohen on October 8, 2017November 13, 2017

Dangerous Liaisons

I personally didn’t confess to myself that I had an impossible crush on my RCA until about a month in, impossible because of my sexual ineptitude, and impossible because so far, his role had been less disciplinary and more parental.

by Audrey Cooper-Schultz on March 27, 2016April 3, 2016

Two Poems

BOX You’d handed me the thing because I’d asked to read your letters, made in Romania— not that you’d been there yourself, but from an aunt, you spoke, half-crazy. And because it was a puzzle, you said: Open it. You … Read More

by Branden Jacobs-Jenkins on February 8, 2006March 17, 2013

Cock Blocking

A justification for the unglamorous, unpopular, but all too necessary role of the cock blocker.

by Emily Lever on March 8, 2014March 11, 2014

Death, Taxes, & Steven Hawking

And The Woman Who Reflected, Herself, Upon Them All.

by Dayton Martindale on April 11, 2012March 22, 2013

Barack Obama and the Russian Man on the Street

If I had five kopecks for every time an American friend has asked me about Russia’s take on Obama and the election, I’d have a hell of a lot of kopecks (but I’d still be poor – thanks, world economy!).

by John Nelson on November 13, 2008March 17, 2013


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