Category: Humor

That Precept Kid Reviews Some Albums

Piggybacking off of your cultural criticism

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When Tigerhub Goes Down

The twenty-one hours to himself during the day aren’t so bad, but the three hours at night are paralyzing. He always tells himself, in the midst of particularly productive days, that he’ll be able to finally start doing things during the night, but when the time comes he’s scared of going out.

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Peer Review

Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.

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103 Things to Do as a Prefrosh

The Nass compiled the definitive list of necessary prefrosh experiences

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113 Hangover Cures

Hangover alchemy is a bit more involved than water and Advil.

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That Precept Kid Reviews Recipes

This bark is not trying to be anything than what it really is, something that plagues so many holiday desserts.

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Jewish Wisdom

Love, lust and etsah in the bubble

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Don’t Let Your Friends Use Your iPhone

Even if their battery runs out and they really really need to check Snapchat.

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145 Very Specific Anxieties

Things you didn’t even know you should be worried about.

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I’m Totally Over Princeton University President, Christopher L. Eisgruber

Breaking up is hard to do—especially when your ex is the president of your university :/

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Princeton’s Ten Hottest Freshmen

What follows is an unranked list of ten of the most beautiful freshmen at Princeton, as chosen by us and based on a survey of approximately four upperclassmen girls.

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Kim Meets Pope

Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò pushes Kim Davis through a set of oak double doors. She teeters on her kitten heels, stumbling into a dark, velvety interior. She blinks, swirls of smoke stinging her eyes and clouding her vision, and sneezes. … Read More

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