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Don’t Fly Coach

Air travel used to be a real Event with a capital “E,” something that you would dream about and count down to. The old-time airlines like TWA boasted wide aisles, big seats, attractive stewardesses, and complete meals with real silverware for everyone (even the plebs in coach).

by Melissa Lerner on March 27, 2008March 17, 2013

Why To Eat Meat

A Vegetarian’s Grudging Defense of the Human Carnivore .

by Dayton Martindale on April 11, 2012March 22, 2013

Comics

Some comics for your Sunday pleasure.

by Hannah Mittleman on October 31, 2021October 31, 2021

Are You That Kid?

1. Do you raise your hand in precept before the teacher asks a question? a) Yes b) No 2. Do you play the piano in Frist? a) Yes b) No 3. Do you cover the salt and pepper, turn them … Read More

by Ruthie Nachmany on February 17, 2010March 17, 2013

That Precept Kid Reviews Some Albums

Piggybacking off of your cultural criticism

by Zach Cohen on April 10, 2016April 10, 2016

The Fifth Column

To the males who inhabit my building, I pose the following question: Seriously? When I arrived in the good old 08540 so many months ago, I had long since learned what I understand to be the laws–facts, perhaps, is a … Read More

by Emily Forscher Forscher on February 28, 2008March 17, 2013

Once Upon a Time Not Long Ago

First, there was the cinnamon challenge. Then, the Tide Pod challenge. And now, the Frist hoe.

by Caroline Castleman, Sarah Deneher on April 8, 2018October 9, 2019

True and False: Bacon Transgressions

Let’s play a game.

by Thomas Woeber on October 5, 2023

The Romney Boys, Remembered

Brothers of Jared.

by Dan Abromowitz on November 7, 2012March 17, 2013

The Last List

It’s the apocalypse, and in its last death rattle, the illustrious Nassau Weekly decides to leave one more gift to humanity, to create the only remembrance of our time on earth, to cement an eternal legacy—to publish THE LAST LIST.

by Anonymous on December 10, 2017December 10, 2017

How to Remember Names

Human connection is beautiful, but one must remember not to dampen that burgeoning fire by committing
the greatest sin of all friendships: forgetting a name.

by Tianyi Wang on October 9, 2016October 16, 2016

Peer Review

__Dan edits Giri’s college app__
Page 1, Page 2, Page 3

by Dan Abromowitz on November 10, 2010November 5, 2014


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