Category: Humor

Reasons I Called P-Safe on My Roomate

There’s nothing worse than a bad roommate.

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The Fifth Column

Regardless of what Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama tell you, it looks like the race for the White House is turning out to be quite the familiar affair. Of course, the fact that the Democratic nominee will either be a … Read More

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Cartoons

Some cartoons for your Sunday pleasure.

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Hundreds Humbled by the First Year Move-in Experience

A satirical take on the chaos that was this year’s freshmen move-in.

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Peer Review

Since the beginning of time, editors at the Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, the Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.

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What Would Jesus Do at Princeton

Mary is cooking breakfast in an ordinary kitchen in a subdivision with a pool in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. She pauses for a moment when she catches her reflection in the brushed metal surface of the new refrigerator.

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Peer Review: Isabel Revises Jeremy’s Essay

Isabel Henderson revises Jeremy Cohen’s Common App essay.

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20 Fun Get-to-Know-You Questions for the Start of the School Year

Everything you need to break the ice.

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NASStrology

In need of a cosmic perspective? Check out your Princeton-specific horoscope.

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NASS 100

Our somewhat annual list of the one hundred things we never want to see again.

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Dear Princeton, Let Me Major in Warrior Cats

A truly interdisciplinary independent concentration.

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More Finite Jest

The end of laughter.

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