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Education as Spectacle

The second day of school was harder than expected. After purchasing my freakishly heavy textbooks from Labyrinth and grabbing a cup of coffee, I figured it was time to plan out the rest of my afternoon. First order of business: take a nap. Second order of business: at least try to print out the problem set due in two days.

by Zach Cohen on October 17, 2015

Peer Review

Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.

by Samuel Bollen, Zach Cohen on April 10, 2016October 2, 2016

That Precept Kid Reviews Recipes

This bark is not trying to be anything than what it really is, something that plagues so many holiday desserts.

by Zach Cohen on February 21, 2016

Poland Rising

“Why does it happen that our time in Warsaw culminates in this very room, face to face with a novel that seems, much like the Palace of Culture and like the current incarnation of the city of Warsaw, to plant itself resolutely on top of a history that has no monuments, no voice to speak for itself?”

by Zach Cohen on April 2, 2017August 12, 2017

The Problem of Power and the Prince

“Eisgruber’s case, while morally objectionable, is at least understandable in light of his position as University president. As one who answers to several conflicted parties, he must at times make concessions that, while consistently appealing to the least satisfying intersection of opposing parties, keep at least some subset of people happy. The Prince, unlike Eisgruber, is (supposedly) not a spokesperson for the University.”

by Zach Cohen on October 7, 2018October 7, 2018

Edison by Train Window

“Bread lying open face on the lightly dented
plastic, white table, the one you 
always see at bake sales.”

by Zach Cohen on October 8, 2017November 13, 2017

That Precept Kid Reviews Some Albums

Piggybacking off of your cultural criticism

by Zach Cohen on April 10, 2016April 10, 2016

The Nass Recommends!

A dream-pop mirage and a volcanic short film about death — an ideal Sunday?

by Joshua Judd Porter, Zach Cohen on April 15, 2018April 14, 2018

Crossword #1

Check out the Nass’s first crossword puzzle!

by Zach Cohen on February 17, 2019March 1, 2019

Jewish Wisdom

Love, lust and etsah in the bubble

by Ben Perelmuter, Zach Cohen on February 20, 2016February 20, 2016

Grimes Engineers a Pop Star

In 2012, Grimes proclaimed that she was sick of her own voice.

by Zach Cohen on November 21, 2015November 22, 2015

Telescoping Sleep

In the succeeding entries, we telescope our sleepy selves.

by Anna Marsh, Anonymous, Jane Jeong, Katie Duggan, Malcolm Steinberg, Miriam Friedman, Tianyi Wang, Zach Cohen on March 12, 2017April 2, 2017


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