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145 Very Specific Anxieties

Things you didn’t even know you should be worried about.

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100 Reasons I Can’t Have Sex With You Tonight

My mom has the key to my chastity belt.

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101 Questions to Ask Eisgruber at Office Hours

What is Cap Love? How can I improve my relationship with my mother? what’s ur dick like? You’re Jewish but your name is Christopher… is that weird for you? Have you ever hooked up with a student? Be honest. Which … Read More

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100 Things to Do at Princeton

1. Shirley Tilghman and Christopher Eisgruber, at the same time.

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127 Unclaimed Rap Names

The Crying Game DJ Yung Educated But Unemployed Lil Drummer Boy Sofresh n’ Soclean Dion Adonis Morissette D(ean)J Rapelye Rudeboy Giuliani Duncan Hoy-Z Lil Peni$ Lil Italy Lil Lion Man Lil Caesars Pizza Kings ?uest Missy Eliot Linton Missy Michelle … Read More

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100 Things To Do Before You Graduate

A Nass list.

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