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On Writing and the Douchebag Yid

Rafael Noah Abrahams channels Jonathan Safran Foer.

by Rafael Abrahams on November 16, 2011March 22, 2013

I Wrote A Thesis

I wrote a thesis. I wrote it and bound it and turned it in. I am proud of my thesis and I think I produced a piece of research that is interesting and substantial.

by Rafael Abrahams on April 25, 2013April 28, 2013

Faces of Bicker

A Google image hunt.

by Rafael Abrahams on February 22, 2012March 22, 2013

Urinalysis

I peed before I ever spoke.

by Rafael Abrahams on November 14, 2012March 22, 2013

Honesty

History undisciplined.

by Rafael Abrahams on September 26, 2012March 22, 2013

How to Not Get Accepted to JRN 240

One man’s pursuit of literary tutelage.

by Rafael Abrahams on November 30, 2011March 22, 2013

Honesty

[I] food [A] star_luvr : spicy fries at terrace fourth course are so obviously made by students they are so overspiced star_luvr : when i cook i put a shit ton of spices on it to test the limits of … Read More

by Rafael Abrahams on March 1, 2013September 7, 2013

Atlas Lugged

Making cartographic copies.

by Rafael Abrahams on December 7, 2011March 22, 2013

A Hopeless Place

By Rihanna.

by Rafael Abrahams on February 29, 2012March 22, 2013

Telescoping Memories

To halve and to hold.

by Eliza Mott, Elizabeth Lian, Evaline Tsai, Isabel Henderson, Kansas Jacobs, Rafael Abrahams, Susannah Sharpless, Veronica Nicholson, Will Pinke on November 14, 2012September 17, 2013

Her Lady Bits

I have been many things throughout my tenure at Princeton—a human, a tiger, a journalist, drunk—but I have never been a lady. Through no fault of their own, approximately one half of mankind never experiences the triumphs and challenges of womanhood, and I am destined to remain among them.

by Rafael Abrahams on May 9, 2013May 11, 2013

Wrapped & Rapt

In middle school and high school, I was a wrapper. I wrapped every morning Monday through Friday of the academic year, as well as the occasional Sunday or summer day when possessed by the wrap spirit. I wrapped quietly and meticulously, with focus, usually one among an extended posse but sometimes solo. I haven’t wrapped since July, but I’m confident that I could pick it up again if I wanted to. I came of age as a wrapper, and I remain surrounded by the wrap’s ebon tendrils.

by Rafael Abrahams on April 18, 2013April 22, 2013


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