Byline: Rafael Abrahams

Atlas Lugged

Making cartographic copies.

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Slits

A short play for three friends at dawn.

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Spring Preening

Seasonal fashion tips for the indolent.

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The Outsider

Undernourished Diversions [Perspectives on The Hunger Games ]: Part 1.

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Cerebral Flatulence

William Shakespeare once wrote, “A fart by any other name would smell as stanky.” And it does: See toot, or passed gas, or broken wind, or cut cheese. Each euphemism refers to the same thing, and that thing is the … Read More

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Her Lady Bits

I have been many things throughout my tenure at Princeton—a human, a tiger, a journalist, drunk—but I have never been a lady. Through no fault of their own, approximately one half of mankind never experiences the triumphs and challenges of womanhood, and I am destined to remain among them.

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On Writing and the Douchebag Yid

By Jonathan Safran Foer ’99.

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A Hopeless Place

By Rihanna.

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I Wrote A Thesis

I wrote a thesis. I wrote it and bound it and turned it in. I am proud of my thesis and I think I produced a piece of research that is interesting and substantial.

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Upward Nubility

Chats from the past.

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Quack Music

I, like Kanye West, take great pleasure in talking about Kanye West. The brilliantly talented, ubiquitous egomaniac is a dual force of unbelievable music and even less believable controversy. Ye’s lyrics are witty, provocative, and complex, sometimes even bordering on … Read More

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How to Not Get Accepted to JRN 240

One man’s pursuit of literary tutelage.

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