Byline: Rafael Abrahams

John Paul Stevens, Disrobed

Full disclosure: I am not exactly what you’d call “qualified” to write about Justice John Paul Stevens’s public lecture on Tuesday, October 11th. I was definitely there.

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Urinalysis

I peed before I ever spoke.

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On Writing and the Douchebag Yid

Rafael Noah Abrahams channels Jonathan Safran Foer.

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Honesty

History undisciplined.

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Cerebral Flatulence

William Shakespeare once wrote, “A fart by any other name would smell as stanky.” And it does: See toot, or passed gas, or broken wind, or cut cheese. Each euphemism refers to the same thing, and that thing is the … Read More

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I Wrote A Thesis

I wrote a thesis. I wrote it and bound it and turned it in. I am proud of my thesis and I think I produced a piece of research that is interesting and substantial.

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How to Not Get Accepted to JRN 240

One man’s pursuit of literary tutelage.

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A Hopeless Place

By Rihanna.

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Atlas Lugged

Making cartographic copies.

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On Writing and the Douchebag Yid

By Jonathan Safran Foer ’99.

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Honesty

[I] food [A] star_luvr : spicy fries at terrace fourth course are so obviously made by students they are so overspiced star_luvr : when i cook i put a shit ton of spices on it to test the limits of … Read More

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Faces of Bicker

A Google image hunt.

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