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The grasshopper sat serenely. Its multifaceted eyes, though expressionless, were wise. The wind blew gently, and did not move the furrowed dirt. In the flicker of an instant, it hopped.
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“We are the faithful,” he said, “Faith waits for something that may never happen.”
I stand silent before the tomb. There is only the moment, and my eternal faith.
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The woman realized that she could die any moment. So she went skydiving, and packed her parachute incorrectly. Live every day like your last; eventually you’ll be right.
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Tinkle, tinkle, little star, the mischievous child sang. He didn’t know how far away that star was. The whiz would take sixteen million years to finish falling.
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Outside Amy’s car, a neighborhood sped by. Each house represented someone’s existence. How strange to pass through someone’s life but never know them, she quietly thought.
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He thinks he’s special. His teacher, some angel with a heart of gold, told him he’s important. Don’t lie to kids when they’re only six.
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Dale hid his candy bar under the house where no one would find it, but the ants ate it. It was his Christmas present.
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Luke had a glass eye. When he served drinks, he liked to hide it under the ice. Luke never had a steady job.
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The Frenchman cultivated his fine flock of poodles. The wolves howled in the night, but his love for her kept him safe.
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God slept in on Sunday, and so the preacher did too. The congregation sat in the pews for an hour anyway.
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Mark kissed her, ran his hands through her hair, took the knife she had hidden there, and killed himself later.
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Six blind men followed each other into a pit. The six deaf men didn’t hear their cries for help.
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“Don’t forget Toby, don’t forget Toby,” he said in a dream. I haven’t – but who will remember me?
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“Harold! What are you doing?”
“I’m doing the dishes, dear!”
“But Harold, we haven’t had dinner yet!”
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When Tory’s imaginary friend ate the Lifesavers, Dad left him on the side of the road.
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When Emily was in Ireland, she found no leprechauns. She didn’t find any rainbows, either.
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They were having glorious sex, but then the sprinkler system unexpectedly turned itself on.
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Rock, paper, scissors was such a pithy way to decide who would die.
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The tailor’s arrogant clients infuriated him. Sew in anger, reap a vest.
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And there beneath the jagged edge of the sky, I died.
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Everyone thought it was Thursday, but it was actually Friday.
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My feet bled, but my shoes were worn out.
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Sitting on the toilet, it all made sense.
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God hated His writing seminar so much.
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“Don’t save me.”
“I won’t. Bye.”
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She cried over spilled vodka.
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He awoke to gunshots.
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My eye exploded.
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