Back from hiatus, PrinceWatch is here to keep campus journalism accountable. This week we’re punching up with this triumph of data analysis:


“Top Universities released decisions. Admissions Instagram followers plunged.”


(Published April 3rd, 2023)


A melodramatic headline that captures the meaningful relationship between cause and effect. Not much to say about this one, except:


“I drank milk as a lactose intolerant. Diarrhea.”


“Guy gets punched in the face. Is not pleased.”


“I rolled around in mud. I am covered in mud.”


And to Prince members, if you see this… Please don’t hurt me! It’s my birthday.