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C-O-O-K-I-N-G with Rebecca Sealfon

St. Paul once wrote, “The letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life.” Rebecca Sealfon ’05 probably would have kicked his ass.

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Give Me Moor!

Planned or not, we find in “a Moor” a delightful pun on “amor,” love, unfortunately unequaled by any wit in the script proper, but suggestive of a creative potential so undeveloped that its trace could easily escape the spectator’s notice or be trampled by an eye-roll as he hastens through the ninety-minute wilderness.

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Leaves of Nass – Full Design

This week, the Nass considers Judaism, documents our living spaces, and separates fiction from fact.

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Cottage-Core – Full Design

This week, the Nass drives home, knocks on doors, and mourns the loss of a promising young writer.

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The Nass 100

1. Natalee Holloway. 2. James Taylor, and the giant pussies who love James Taylor. 3. Wasps who give “spiels”. 4. My roommates using my Ann Coulter poster as a jizz-rag. 5. That one kid who finished Infinite Jest. 6. Vaguely … Read More

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Commercial Christianity

Toward the end of June, as the dog-days of summer fell upon New York City suddenly and definitely, I made a religious pilgrimage to Corona Park, Queens, to see Billy Graham’s supposedly Last Crusade. Riding a crowded 7 train out to Queens I felt a palpable sense of excitement….It was like going to a Mets game, only more diverse.

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PRINCETON WINS!: Full Design

This week, the Nass triumphs athletically, fails intellectually, and eats the entire lemon.

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StalkFest

Stalking someone is like sucking the marrow out of bones. It is disgusting both to watch and perform.

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Young Moscow

It is typical summer weather in Moscow.

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One for the Ages – Full Design

This week, the Nass connects to the past, ruminates on the present, and looks toward the future.

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Here We Go Again

You might have heard that a half-black man named Barack Obama is running for President. This sounds ridiculous, but the last few weeks have revealed that some have not.

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Porn for the Blind

In our modern age, technology has made it so that the visually impaired are able to partake in many of the same activities as anyone else. Text-to-speech programs, which narrate a website, make it easy to browse the web. There … Read More

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