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Oh, the Humanities!: Full Design

This week, the Nass gives into its worst impulses, partakes in regional delicacies, and watches carriages turn to pumpkins.

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April Showers: Full Design

This week, the Nass hassles its way into a Miami club, where the room smells like gasoline and the music sounds like Dante.

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PRINCETON WINS!: Full Design

This week, the Nass triumphs athletically, fails intellectually, and eats the entire lemon.

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First-Person Scooter: Full Design

This week, the Nass surveys a hostile world, finds meaning in the senseless, and explores new ways to heal.

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Mommy Issue: Full Design

This week, the Nass tries new hobbies, new words, and new noises.

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Letter from the Editors

Dear all,   Since we came to Princeton in the fall of 2020, this little paper has remained a constant source of inspiration, camaraderie, and much mirth. We’re honored to usher in the 46th volume of the Nassau Weekly.   … Read More

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Unrequited Love: Full Design

This week, the Nass investigates the future of art, probes at prosopagnosia, and contemplates a cure for heartsickness.

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Letter from the Editors

Oh, wow, is that the time? We’ve gotta get out of here! (A letter upon our departure from the throne of the Nassau Weekly.)

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Avatarotica 2: The Way of Wetter: Full Design

In the final issue of our forty-fourth volume, the Nass interrogates the illusion of control in the beauty ideal, attempts to translate a scandalous conversation, and cracks open the meanings of “fault.”

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Jack and/or Jill: Full Design

This week, the Nass conducts a social experiment on BeReal, predicts the next 70 campus construction projects, and determines which famous philosophers are totally like 10/10 cuties.

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Raising Interest Rates: Full Design

This week, the Nass gets its heart broken, writes fiction about disordered eating, and logs delirious entries in a Dream Journal.

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Time to BeeReal: Full Design

This week, the Nass surveys ten movies, discovers the stories written in olive leaves, and juggles three languages.

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