Category: Humor

THE PHILOSOPHICAL FIVE (my very objective opinion on the best and worst philosophers of all time)

“Also known as the father of all philosophy (daddy?) Socrates is the original playboy. Everyone, and I mean everyone, fangirls over him.”

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Hundreds Humbled by the First Year Move-in Experience

A satirical take on the chaos that was this year’s freshmen move-in.

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A Cup Can Be a Bowl: Lessons from Outdoor Action

A curated list of hard-earned life lessons from one writer’s OA excursion.

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Short Guide for Running

Twenty satirical directives for running in the city.

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If a Princeton Student Transferred Schools but Kept the Princeton Ego

Speculative fiction with a dash of entitlement.

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Talk Birdy to Me: Nicknames for Your Sweetheart

A listicle of bird-inspired sweet talk.

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Cartoons & Caption Contest

Some cartoons for your Sunday pleasure.

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Cartoons

Some cartoons for your Sunday pleasure.

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How to Write an ‘A’ Paper; Or, How to Play the Shame

“I’m thinking, if I sit here long enough—all this professor’s time and energy and efforts will somehow culminate in my very own A paper. That’s all feedback is, right?”

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Dear Cupid

Requests respectfully submitted for this cherub’s consideration.

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Comics

Some cartoons for your Sunday pleasure.

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90 Princeton Courses that Were Never Taught

All the courses you always wanted to take—if the university ever let you.

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