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by Colin Pfeiffer on March 27, 2008March 17, 2013

Don’t Fly Coach

Air travel used to be a real Event with a capital “E,” something that you would dream about and count down to. The old-time airlines like TWA boasted wide aisles, big seats, attractive stewardesses, and complete meals with real silverware for everyone (even the plebs in coach).

by Melissa Lerner on March 27, 2008March 17, 2013

The Fifth Column

It’s an interesting characteristic of Western culture (and maybe of cultures in general) that, over time, we tend to forget exactly why we do the things we do. Of course this is to be expected, as behaviors and preferences become institutionalized over time, making it less important to remember who was the first person to do or say something, and under what authority this was done.

by Jacob Candelaria on March 6, 2008March 17, 2013

From the Editors

Our Weekly Missive.

by Colin Pfeiffer on March 6, 2008March 17, 2013

The Fifth Column

To the males who inhabit my building, I pose the following question: Seriously? When I arrived in the good old 08540 so many months ago, I had long since learned what I understand to be the laws–facts, perhaps, is a … Read More

by Emily Forscher Forscher on February 28, 2008March 17, 2013

The Fifth Column

Regardless of what Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama tell you, it looks like the race for the White House is turning out to be quite the familiar affair. Of course, the fact that the Democratic nominee will either be a … Read More

by Jacob R. Candelaria on February 20, 2008March 17, 2013

The Fifth Column

My father did consulting for years. Whenever he—or my uncle, also a consultant—began talking about work, I thought about their offices. They were small, poorly-lit rooms with terrible furniture, located in commercial parks off county roads. They were depressing. My … Read More

by Anonymous on February 14, 2008February 26, 2014

The Fifth Column

Driving through the backwater mountain towns of West Virginia can be a taxing experience for anyone—especially if you’re a pudgy pseudo-intellectual from New Mexico whose only point of Appalachian cultural reference consists of the oft-spotted McDonalds-Texaco-Pizza Hut triple-threat rest stop. … Read More

by Jacob R. Candelaria on February 6, 2008March 17, 2013


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