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NASS 100

Our somewhat annual list of the one hundred things we never want to see again.

by staff on May 23, 2012March 17, 2013

Grab Some Scissors

Get the most out of those old clothes.

by Dan Abromowitz on April 25, 2012March 17, 2013

Spring Preening

Seasonal fashion tips for the indolent.

by Rafael Abrahams on April 18, 2012March 22, 2013

Why To Eat Meat

A Vegetarian’s Grudging Defense of the Human Carnivore .

by Dayton Martindale on April 11, 2012March 22, 2013

Community

Why You Need To Watch This Television Program.

by Alex Moss on April 11, 2012March 17, 2013

Shit People Say

Some soft fiction.

by Eliot Linton on February 22, 2012March 22, 2013

25 Things to Do in Firestone Besides My Thesis

1. Leave notes in books that imply a campus-wide Masonic influence. 2. Climb on the roof(s). 3. Invade another carrel. 4. Fill your carrel up to the window with tennis balls and then print out explanatory notices with dialogue from … Read More

by Genevieve Bentz on February 22, 2012March 17, 2013

Is Astrid Stuth a Murderer?

An interview with a [vampire] Rhodes Scholar.

by Will Pinke on February 22, 2012March 22, 2013

I Am Not Proud Of My History

Things that I’ve Googled.

by Dan Abromowitz on December 7, 2011March 17, 2013

Peer Review

by Will Pinke on November 10, 2011March 22, 2013

Peer Review

Joel edits Will’s college essay.

by Joel Newberger on November 10, 2011March 22, 2013

A Game You Can Play

Editor’s note: the following is a game created out of the competing and complementary strangeness of both modern advertising and independent cinema. Enjoy. 1.) A space probe carrying samples of alien life crashes in Central America and soon half of … Read More

by Genevieve Bentz on October 12, 2011March 22, 2013


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