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A sigh of relief in Washington as former Republican congressman and present director of the Office of Management and Budget Jim Nussle declares that there is little reason to worry in the short-run about our deficit, which is expected to … Read More

by Uzoamaka Maduka on February 6, 2008March 17, 2013

My Fair Math Tower

“A brutalist chic makes my heart quite weak / Dare I describe the wonders of Fine Hall?”

by David Chmielewski on February 28, 2021February 28, 2021

Extra-Party Candidates

As the election rapidly approaches, and students and citizens alike declare their political agendas, one might notice that the campaign is really starting to drag along.

by Justin Gerald on October 13, 2004March 17, 2013

BAC Inflation

In a dramatic gesture, the Vice President for Campus Life’s Office released a proposal yesterday which outlined a plan to limit the rise in BAC inflation that has, in the eyes of some, gripped the university in recent years.

by Tyler Allard on April 21, 2004March 17, 2013

Princeton Studies

Princeton needs a Princeton Studies Department. It can start simple: maybe with just PRS 346/AMS 346 “Princeton Through History,” covering the British soldiers hiding in Nassau Hall through Einstein’s residency. I think this would really help me understand the rich … Read More

by Ben Elga on September 28, 2005March 17, 2013

The Disenchantment of The Magician’s Land

When I explained the class “ENG 210: Princeton University Reads” to my mom over the phone after registering for courses, she responded, “That sounds like an expensive book club.”

by Francesca Billington on November 21, 2015

Escalator to Heaven

If you were fortunate enough to see or hear one of Mitch Hedberg’s routines, a few things automatically stick with you. First, you notice how much of a space cadet he was. Then, you might realize that his jokes are completely disjointed and that the subjects he ridicules are so far beyond obvious that he made Jerry Seinfeld look like Noam Chomsky. And finally, you see that you just can’t stop laughing.

by Justin P.B. Gerald on April 27, 2005March 17, 2013

ICE to Meet You

The Integrated Course Engine as social network.

by Dayton Martindale on September 8, 2012March 22, 2013

Note to Self

Remember this: it was 1 am and you stumbled through slush, which was stained red by the clay gravel of Prospect Avenue. Somehow you ended up alone, which I think happens to everyone at least once, and which meant you … Read More

by E. Mott on February 22, 2014July 24, 2019

“We Could Be Killed; or Worse, Expelled!”

“Not only are we compromising and endangering our own health and education by not prioritizing our health in the short-term, but we’re compromising and endangering the health and education of everyone around us.”

by Lara Katz on October 31, 2021October 30, 2021

The Conversion

Truth be told, I was never the most conservative fish in the drawer, spoon in the pond, or bowling ball in the gutter.

by Wiley Reynolds on November 17, 2004March 17, 2013

Peer Review

Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.

by Samuel Bollen, Zach Cohen on April 10, 2016October 2, 2016


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