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The Future of Narrative

I am at a lecture. A lot of the people here are old, but I am kind of young. I am eighteen, which is young but not young like people say I am. I have not been twelve for six years, and when I take off my clothes, don’t say I look so young. I will not put out. Anyway. I am going to a lecture and when I reach to pull up my pants in the bathroom stall, I realize I’m not wearing underwear. I’m not wearing underwear, and I’m not wearing a belt, and probably the man who was sitting behind me (who is old) will see my ass when I sit down again. Everyone is dressed nicely except for me and my bare ass. I am only at this lecture because Kevin sometimes looks like a puppy. This is a narrative, kind of. This is a kind of narrative.

by Margaret Sullivan on April 23, 2009March 17, 2013

Who Are These People?

Oh, pre-frosh.

by Emily Rutherford on April 23, 2009March 17, 2013

How Social Are You?

If you answered mostly A’s…

by Mara Nelson-Greeberg on April 23, 2009March 17, 2013

Bigots on Nassau

“A lot of sawdust written on this subject—a lot of sawdust. Don’t read any of it.”

—Isaiah Berlin, on ‘natural law’

by John Nelson on April 23, 2009March 17, 2013

Four Walls and a Signature

Postcards sweat and wilt…

by Ben Knudsen on April 23, 2009March 17, 2013

Dear Chantelle

Dear Chantelle, I thought you should know that I’m really mad at you. I’m also really sad. I closed all my shutters and listened to “In the End.” It’s so true: “You tried so hard and got so far/ But … Read More

by Camila Vega on April 2, 2009March 17, 2013

Re: ReCAP

It is a warehouse like any other,” Fran Johnson tells me. Fran is probably in her late twenties, pudgy-cheeked, buxom, effusive. There is something solid yet soft about her: she stands with her feet shoulder-width apart and volunteers information like a well-stocked jukebox

by Masha Shpolberg on November 13, 2008March 17, 2013

RUTH!

The second woman to serve on the Court and the last of Bill Clinton’s appointees, Justice Ginsburg built her legal career on the fight for women’s rights and was instrumental in a number of ACLU-led fights—but on Thursday she was here to avoid all that.

by Emily Rutherford on November 6, 2008March 17, 2013

Prez: “It has to go!”

A maple tree on South Campus has become the subject of hot debate as multiple student groups have mobilized against its recently mandated demolition.

by Bazooka Joe on November 6, 2008March 17, 2013

University Vampires to hold blood drive

University Vampires have announced their fall blood drive, which is to take place on Friday, November 14, in the student center.

by Bazooka Joe on November 6, 2008March 17, 2013

Hanging Model Shark in Frist Falls on Yamaha Piano

The model shark suspended above the first floor of Frist recently fell onto the grand piano directly below it, causing a great big crash.

by Bazooka Joe on November 6, 2008March 17, 2013

A Conversation with the Editors

Ca: I think we need to have a talk.

Cb: What about?

Ca: I didn’t actually call you in here to take a shower. I called you in here for something else.

Cb: What’s that?

Ca: I called you in here because I think you have a drinking problem.

by Colin Pfeiffer on October 2, 2008March 17, 2013


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