Byline: Giri Nathan

Rolling in the Dope

Multi-talented Kuperman’s vertiginous thetic theater reviewed.

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An Interception

That long diagonal, from Point A to Point B, also happened to contain Point Me, somewhere in between.

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Brief Interview with Hideous Man

Two years ago, I met AH, the prolific Daily Princetonian troll.

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Redwall Falls

Anyone who was recently a nine-year-old boy shed at least a mouse-sized tear last week, when Brian Jacques passed away at age 71. He was the author of the Redwall series, which was, in the pre-Potter era, the best set of chunky addictive novels a kid could get a hold of.

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Re: Marks

Formal colons & ampersands.

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Squirrelly Flow

Justin Bieber “is white,” and boy does he wants us to know. In case we weren’t already aware of the demographic categories he falls under (Caucasian, pubescent), he is kind enough to remind us at the very end of his … Read More

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An Uncommon App

Perturbed by Cannon Club’s ballsy application.

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Our Visible City

Marco Polo visits Jersey.

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Color War

Our guns were semi-automatic, which means you could shoot as fast as you pulled the trigger, and even an amateur like myself found myself reeling off three or four paintballs a second. I could feel every individual shot through its reverberations—no real recoil to speak of, but a satisfying pneumatic thwunk as the ball hurtled through the barrel.

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Consider the Stalker

The cover of last week’s issue of the Nassau Weekly featured the face of Tony Kadyhrob, a 68-year-old man recently accused of trying to entice local college students into his car. Kadyhrob’s story would’ve been a minor one, had his mugshot not come out the way it did: to the collective delight of the Internet, it looks a little like Christopher Walken.

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Journey to Chapin

Finding (and eating) the dopest taco in town.

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