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Polka-Dotted Play

I thought I understood the general order of Lawnparties: live music, free food, and somewhat unsettling numbers of drunken upperclassmen at ten o’clock in the morning. When a roommate first let me in on the “preppy” dress code, however, the tradition struck me as strange. While I knew Princeton was widely considered to be among the “preppiest” of the Ivies, the label had always held a negative connotation to me, and I puzzled as to why students would actively work to perpetuate that stereotype.

by Kat Kulke on September 28, 2013September 28, 2013

Green is the New Black

I was late to climb aboard the Muppet train. If you’d asked me to name them when I was five, I’d have known Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, and maybe Gonzo. But I didn’t discover the other treasures that Jim … Read More

by Will Mantell on October 12, 2011March 17, 2013

Uncreative Writing Response #1

you dialed the wrong number ___-__ _______ feathers sequins fingers France in the springtime yellow towels ____ _____ _____ fill in the blank who did you sell your _____ to the neighbor? which neighbor? _______ I baked a cake, you … Read More

by Alice Warren-Gregory on March 24, 2004March 17, 2013

The State of Society

After a night of drinking, it is a common activity amongst my friends to settle down in a common room and watch the Woodstock DVD. If it is early enough, we will continue to drink while watching, and will watch the whole thing through.

by Chris Arp on September 26, 2007March 17, 2013

Where Are the Mothers’ Voices?

Fact-checking pro-life arguments.

by Kat Kulke on November 13, 2016December 3, 2016

It Happened in New York

“Slavery was not a side-show in American History. It was the main event.” So says James Oliver Horton, history professor at George Washington University.

by Freddie Lafemina on February 8, 2006March 17, 2013

Get Inspired! Get Informed! Get Retarded! With The Dorm Room Diet!

Forget about Atkins. Don’t give South Beach or any other fad diets a second thought. Here’s the crème-de-la-crème for you: The Dorm Room Diet (Newmarket Press, $16.95, 240p.) by Daphne Oz ’08, without any of those fancy letters after her name denoting medical credentials and expertise. But don’t worry, she’ll help you succeed and make a killing doing it.

by Max Kenneth on September 20, 2006March 17, 2013

Sex in all Shapes and Sizes

Is masturbation sinful? Do women have different kinds of orgasms, depending on whether the clitoris or the vagina is stimulated?

by Elizabeth Landau on November 17, 2004March 17, 2013

Phoebe Bridgers Killed My Dog

Summer, set to a somber soundtrack.

by Cian Healy on September 29, 2023

The Construction of Concealment: Princeton’s Geo-Exchange System and Why We Can’t See It

What do we miss when we complain about construction?

by Alex Norbrook on April 23, 2023

The Rules of Romance

Rule #1: Be Yourself (Unless Yourself Sucks) It is a delicate balance, understanding the difference between being sincere and being who you really are. But it is a balance you must master if you want to master us (that was … Read More

by Maxine Maduka on March 29, 2006March 17, 2013

Peer Review

“Since the beginning of time, editors at The Nassau Weekly have taken their pens to each other’s Common Application Essays. And yes, The Nassau Weekly has been around since the beginning of time.”

by Alex Jacobson, Caroline Castleman on April 15, 2018


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