Come on down to Bailey’s Pool World, where the Bailey’s family has everything you need to meet all your pool satisfaction needs!

Let our friendly and knowledgeable sales staff help you find the best aquatic leisure solution for you and your gorgeous American family!

Just head on down the Interstate to Exit 42! Bring your Dodge Caravan—the personal pool or spa product of your dreams won’t fit in that 2003 Toyota Corolla with half the trunk space taken up by old newspapers you keep meaning to take to the dump. And don’t forget the wife and those two beautiful kids of yours—there’s plenty of fun for the whole family at Bailey’s!

Drastic discounts! Coupons! Rebates! Next-day delivery is available!

Buy now! Swim now!

We offer our customers a complete selection of the finest American pool and spa chemicals, filtration systems, heat pumps, gas heaters, pool accessories and maintenance equipment in the tri-state area.

Welcome to our state-of-the-art showroom, where we on the Bailey’s team are ready to greet you at the door as soon as you’ve given up trying to get your two lovely kids to get out of the car for five goddamn minutes. Just for your optimal shopping know-how, we’ll go ahead and tell you right now that everything marked with a ‘sale’ tag is ON SALE! QUICK, while prices are HOT!

It’s no gimmick: our quality is your guarantee.

You say you want a hot tub while your wife mutters that you want a big fucking hot tub? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Let’s take a quick tour of the models available in our showroom. If anything can get your wife to stand closer than a chilly three feet away from you, it’ll be our high-quality hot tub and spa offerings at bargain prices!

I see that you don’t like the Empire 8500-Gallon 5-Occupant model? Your wife is eying it with that look of wearied disgust that you know so well and asking if you would have bought a more expensive one for Miranda, or whatever her name was? No problem! Let our most experienced sales expert, Bernardino, show you the Taj Mahal Indian Pleasure 10000-gallon 7-Occupant with Adjustable Jets and two Ozonators. We’re now offering it to eligible customers for $200 less than the sticker price recommended by the manufacturer!

Ah, I see your wife isn’t a big fan of the Taj Mahal Indian Pleasure either. That’s not a problem whatsoever. There’s no pleasing them, eh, buddy? You can’t live with ‘em, eh? Ha. We like to joke around here at Bailey’s. Let’s just have Bernardino here show you the Pleasure Mirage model. The Pleasure Mirage comes with the option to upgrade to iPool for a fully integrated technologic-hydraulic experience.

Would you be interested in learning about our QualTronic © Ionized Chlorination System?

With over 27 years of experience as America’s favorite premier swimming pool supplier, we have to ask that you immediately stop your wife from hitting you on the back of the neck with her purse, screaming that you and the salesman are chauvinist toads. We try to maintain a pleasant, pressure-free atmosphere for all of our customers.

Your enjoyment of the spa product solution purchasing process is vital to us, but ask yourself: won’t you have a more satisfying, higher-quality shopping experience by exploring the plethora of size and feature options for every budget than by pointing out to your wife that neither Marlene nor Rebekah ever physically attacked you when they found out you were married?

Signature of quality, aspect of quality. That’s our motto here at Bailey’s Pool World. Sir, please put down the pool noodle.

Yikes! Would you like us to help you stop brandishing that nickel-plated three-rung removable Jacuzzi ladder, ma’am?

All ladders are now 20% off for a limited time only!

Ma’am, as you’re storming out of the store to take the kids to their grandparents’ house, where at least they’ll have a positive male role model for once, could I perhaps interest you in the TheraPureSpa line of hot tub accessory products?

I see that our Porpoise WaterWings that come in colors like pink, blue, and neon yellow has caught your fancy, sir! No matter your facial expression as you grab the nearest box without looking and plunk a crumpled twenty down on the counter, you won’t be disappointed. After all, we pass the savings on to you!

Thanks for your patronage and we hope you come back to fulfill—well, we hope all your pool satisfaction needs have been fulfilled for the foreseeable future. From all of us here at Bailey’s Pool World, have a nice day!