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Thanks, Obama

Last week President Obama released a Buzzfeed video called “Things Everybody Does But Doesn’t Talk About” to tell people that February 15th deadline for enrolling for health care. I saw the link on my Facebook wall on Thursday and, in … Read More

by Lara Norgaard on March 15, 2015March 28, 2015

The Flaming Tongue

Belly. Head. God
in heaven.  Let me sleep tonight
for awhile.

by Harold Schimmel on April 27, 2005March 17, 2013

Telescoping Bodies

A young man is standing 2 m from the edge of a cliff that overlooks the ocean. The distance between the top of the cliff and the water below is 12 m.

by Camila Legaspi, Guy Johnston, H. H., Kat Kulke, Olivia Lloyd, Senna Kaine, Suzanne Doré on March 7, 2015May 26, 2020

On Prospect

Without Greek brothers and sisters to guide us, the class of 2016 is the first to navigate the treacherous seas of passes and lists alone. After a year of stumbling drunkenly around the Street, we feel that the classes of 2015, 2014, and 2013 (and maybe some pre-frosh out there) would appreciate and find humor in our (very biased) insight into the distinct cultures of infamous Princeton Eating Clubs.

by Denuk Buggybuk on May 2, 2013May 6, 2013

Last Summer

One time in Costa Rica my friends Laura and Tiffany and I trespassed through a farm to a nice little waterfall in the middle of the rainforest. It was fun to be in the rainforest without supervision. We walked through … Read More

by Patrick Carroll on May 4, 2011March 17, 2013

Intime Knows that Sex Sells

They say you learn something new every day. “Aight,” you’re going, “but do you really?” I’m gonna go out on a limb now and say that that’s the basic premise of this here education: learning. But even if I’m generous … Read More

by Rachel Axelbank on March 24, 2004March 17, 2013

Photos from the Marché de Rungis in Paris

Meaty Pics

by Alice Maiden on April 16, 2017April 15, 2017

The Nass Weekly’s Weekly Diet

Heya Hippos! It’s a brand new week, and that means a brand new opportunity to eat less than you did last week. How much did you eat last week, anyway? It’s okay, you can tell us. I bet it was more than enough.

by staff on September 27, 2006March 17, 2013

Yellow Afternoons

“There were always guava and mango, grapefruit and lychee. But, above all, there was always mother.”

by Khanh Vu on November 10, 2019

Passage in Enchanted Land: an Irish Travel Diary

“Infinite hues of green. A single bird. The gloaming sky. This country, a land with such quiet confidence in its magic.”

by Juju Lane on September 25, 2022September 25, 2022

Rules of Pool

Here’s a proposal. Next time you play pool, ignore the rule that scratching on the eight-ball makes you lose. Hold on, that’s madness: That’s like the main rule in pool. In my small experience, a frustrating majority of games of … Read More

by Eliot Linton on May 9, 2013May 11, 2013

The Name of God

My first reaction was an unsettled, “What the heck?” Followed by a pissed, “Wow, way over the line.” Finally settling on, “Crap—now what?” From the back cover of the Nass, the Hebrew name of God, the holy Tetragrammaton, was staring up at me with the menacing grin of a camper who just got away with stealing food from the kitchen.

by Josh Pitkoff on March 28, 2013September 7, 2013


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