The Definitive List of Who (or What [or Even Where]) is Mother
by nassauweekly on
- Chloë Sevigny
- Liza Minelli
- Parker Posey
- Email
- Charles Grodin
- My actual mom’s instagram
- Red shoes
- Pirating movies
- Saugerties, NY
- Arby’s
- Laura Palmer
- Tim Heidecker
- This one shirt I have
- Ampersands
- The number 28
- Apple music (you heard me)
- Philip Roth
- CeraVe facial cleanser
- A ref at a lacrosse game I played in who looked exactly like Albert Einstein, and was about as old
- Anyone over the age of 93
- World’s Strongest Man competition (I urge you to look this up)
- Snapchat Discover stories
- Sometimes Irish and Scottish people
- Any variant of the word “vomit,” except for the traditional “throw up”
- Farts, as a concept
- Ebay
- John Early
- Lofi beats you can chill and study to
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