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PrinceWatch

Kickin’ around the Nass office late one night, we thought we saw the face of the Virgin Mary on a sofa cushion, but up close it looked more like David Patterson, so we just decided to flip it. Then somebody suggested we do a PrinceWatch, as it had after all been a while since the last edition.

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StalkFest

Stalking someone is like sucking the marrow out of bones. It is disgusting both to watch and perform.

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Of Friendship, Sex, and Bacon

How to conceal, expose, and generally deal with the high stakes of early February

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Thesis Fairy: Full Design

This week the Nass lives vicariously, vents to mom, and learns what professors really think of students.

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American Goth

The fact that I even own more than one article of lamé from American Apparel is pathetic. Wearing them all in one outfit was basically just a masturbatory statement of my “hipness.”

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Mommy Issue: Full Design

This week, the Nass tries new hobbies, new words, and new noises.

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The Prince Was Not Happy With Our Existence

This continues a series of interviews with the paper’s founders conducted to mark thirty years of the Nass.

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Sufficiently Dramatic Interior Lives

Rachel Getting Married should be one of those movies that lodges itself into the minds of its viewers and thrives upon word of mouth.

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Infinite Prospects – Full Design

In this week’s special issue highlighting writers and artists of color, the Nass goes to the grocery, likens music to love, and washes with public soap.

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Obama on Afghanistan

Live Blogging of the President’s address on December 1, 2009.

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Fruit Flies

The end product is a picture with many suns that capture the real in infinitely many instances. Yet it represents nothing of reality.

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Root Canal: Full Design

This week, the Nass looks deep into the construction of cavities, finding a world where the dance is improvisational and the restrooms are mindful.

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