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Eminem Grows Up

Since the release of “The Eminem Show” in May of 2002, a lot has happened to Marshall Mathers.

by Justin P.B. Gerald on November 17, 2004March 17, 2013

Snake’s Nest Debauchery

Looking back at my week out of the country, I realize that, of all the uppers and downers that passed through my body, the most effective drug I took during my spring break was the Snake’s Nest itself, a place … Read More

by Justin P.B. Gerald on April 19, 2006March 17, 2013

This Just In From Hollywood

When a movie really does what it’s supposed to, when it makes you want to stay in the theater and think about, discuss and absorb what you just saw on the screen, it can be an experience like no other. This is not to say that it is better than reading an excellent book, discovering an extraordinary album, or seeing a breathtaking theatrical production, for each of these things can shake you to your core in their own unique ways. But when you witness the birth of a truly amazing film, when you sit in the dark and realize that what you are seeing has managed to do almost everything right, these moments are ones to be cherished, and Martin Scorsese has given the public more of them than any other American director of his generation.

by Justin P.B. Gerald on October 4, 2006March 17, 2013

The Worst Movies of 2005

Everyone – myself included – has written pieces about the Oscars. I will certainly be watching, and I will certainly be rooting for the Disgruntled Shepherd movie this Sunday night. But this Saturday, there is another important awards show in … Read More

by Justin P.B. Gerald on March 1, 2006March 17, 2013

Catching up on the Flicks

Good Night, and Good Luck This film begins, and ends, with Edward R. Murrow making a speech after being given an award at a ceremony in his honor. But instead of accepting the award graciously, he challenges his audience not … Read More

by Justin P.B. Gerald on November 9, 2005March 17, 2013

A Few of My Favorite Things…?

In the spirit of this week’s issue, I’ve been thinking about a number of things in pop culture that I seem to like for no apparent reason. Sometimes I hate myself for enjoying the following things, but enjoy them I do, however much guilt I may feel.

by Justin P.B. Gerald on September 20, 2006March 17, 2013

Not a Chance

My mission, since I chose to accept it, was to see whether or not there was a way to survive comfortably in the town of Princeton – eat two meals and maybe go on one interesting excursion – while spending … Read More

by Justin P.B. Gerald on April 26, 2006March 17, 2013

Syriana

There’s a moment in Stephen Gaghan’s new film when, if you don’t already believe it to be the truth, you will be convinced of how evil and misguided our vice president is. Bob Barnes (George Clooney) has been captured, and … Read More

by Justin P.B. Gerald on December 7, 2005March 17, 2013

The Year of Magical Fact-Checking

The Daily Princetonian is bad. We all know that. Their machinations have caused a great deal of trouble for those of us who enjoy spending time at various eating clubs, and, to put it bluntly, their staff either doesn’t know how to write, or is robbed of any talent by the publication itself. Accordingly, simply listing terrible stories of theirs would be redundant, so I have given this semester’s most uniquely awful articles their own awards. Without further ado, this is… The Worst of the Prince.

by Justin P.B. Gerald on May 18, 2006March 17, 2013

Talk Loudly and Be a Big Dick

Now that his season is over, Barry Bonds can go home and rest the aching knee that kept him out of 148 games this season. His San Francisco Giants failed to make the playoffs for the second straight year, and … Read More

by Justin P.B. Gerald on October 12, 2005March 17, 2013


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