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The Nass Weekly’s Weekly Diet

Heya Hippos! It’s a brand new week, and that means a brand new opportunity to eat less than you did last week. How much did you eat last week, anyway? It’s okay, you can tell us. I bet it was more than enough.

by staff on September 27, 2006March 17, 2013

Dear Editor,

While walking behind Nassau Hall, I saw a single piece of paper fall from a second-floor window above me. It started towards the ground slowly, and I watched as torrents of air swept the paper left and right and up … Read More

by Gavin Schlissel on February 9, 2011March 17, 2013

Of Friendship, Sex, and Bacon

How to conceal, expose, and generally deal with the high stakes of early February

by Ceci McWilliams on February 22, 2024February 22, 2024

Narcissistic Love Fest

The last time I was in a “gallery” was when, having in my three months in Rome long exhausted all the great venues, I jumped into a cab and decided to take a look-see at the Roman Napoleonic Museum and … Read More

by Patrick Cunningham on March 24, 2004March 17, 2013

Night-Blooming Flowers

“The sharp tenderness of Night’s long sigh / leaves the drunken hawk moths / dizzied from delight.”

by Nathalie Charles on October 10, 2021October 9, 2021

Telescoping Morning

“In the succeeding entries, we telescope our mornings by recounting and recasting. Each succeeding morning of a series is composed in exactly half the number of words of the previous. Diminish with us below.”

by Alex Jacobson, Ananya Malhotra, Carolyn Kelly, Christopher Villani, David Exumé, Katie Duggan, Miriam Friedman, Serena Alagappan, Tara Shirazi, Tess Solomon, Tianyi Wang on October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

Sarah Palin, Seriously

In a similar way, the most troubling thing about Sarah Palin is not that she lies. The problem is that she is not qualified, and in the very real event that John McCain would either pass or suffer a disease of old age during his presidency, like, say, Ronald Reagan may have, she would become the leader of the free world. So I wonder: why do the Republicans care so much about winning that they would actually put their country at such significant risk?

by Uzoamaka Maduka on September 18, 2008March 17, 2013

Nass Recommends: 100% Twilight Princess Speedrun (with Commentary) by YouTuber bewildebeast.

In cheerful defense of shortcuts.

by Peyton Smith on March 5, 2023

ICE to Meet You

The Integrated Course Engine as social network.

by Dayton Martindale on September 8, 2012March 22, 2013

Napquest

Our first stop is the Trustees Room, that large and airy study space just off of the main lobby. Despite the intrusion of a few oblivious graduate students, this is truly the kingdom of the well-heeled and upwardly mobile among us.

by Amelia Salyers Salyers on March 27, 2008March 17, 2013

Such Splendid Intimate Rumors

In an intellectual living room, you dress in deep reds and creams, never lack alcohol, and are privy to wealth, mystery, gossip, wit, pretension, and Rumors, lots and lots of Rumors.

by Ali Sutherland-Brown on October 13, 2004March 17, 2013

Bonsai

The first stone was one I knew. Flaking and grey and dusty. A driveway stone – from my driveway. Who breaks a person’s dining room window with a stone from that same person’s driveway?

by Paul Schorin on July 23, 2017September 4, 2017


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