AMS 1492: How to Kill the Locals and Get Away With it, basically
WWS/ECO/PSY 434: Psychology of Decision-making: Bain vs. Mckinsey
EEB/MOL/SOC 302: Why You’re Fat
JRN 541: Martin Mbugua: The Man, the Mystery
AST 421/GSS 220: Unbuckling Orion’s Belt
PHY OO / GSS OO: The Higgs Bosom
RUS/WWS/FRE/YUM 436: Vladimir Poutine
FIN 100: Help! Shark! Help!
COS 318 / EEB 318: Debugging
PSY 101: Oppa Gangman Style!!
LIN/EEB 323: What Does the Fox Say?
CWR 140: Twitter Poetry
CWR 324: Tiger Admirers Poetry
FRS 164: Examining Exclusivity: The History and Theory of Bicker (10 interviews and application required)
ORA/NGE/BUB/BLE 187: Citing Minor Isolation as an Excuse for Taking Literally Nothing Seriously
POL 304: Literally Just Read the News
NJT / NYC XXX: Conjugal Visits to Columbia
ALC / NWR ???: Wake up in Colombia
WWS 200: Emphatic Nodding
WWS 400: Scoffing
HIN 401/ CHI 401: That One White Kid
GIF/BUZ 340: The 47 Cutest Social Media Tips You will See this Term
ARC/GSS 43: How to Build and Come Out of the Closet
PHI/ CUL 481: Meat Rocks, and Other Things Peter Singer Didn’t Tell You
ARCH 350: Archaeological Digging Techniques and Other Skills that Will Get You Employed
AAS/MAT 132: Understanding the Three Fifths Compromise
THR/SOC/GSS 221: Faking It
SWA 207: Pronouncing “Umqombothi”
JRN/HIS 301: The Illustrious Nassau Weekly
VIS 201: Exploring Donnie Darko: How to Suck A Fuck
LIN/CLA/PRE 301: Origins and Nature of Precept Vocabulary: An Existentially Interesting Analysis
THE 001: Finding Love in a Hopeless Place
ASI 009: Precept Comments
AST/CLA 2001: A Space Odyssey
REL/PHY 100: The Bible as Friction
REL/JDS/NES 100: The Bible as Friction
TPP/REL 345: The Second Grade Awakening
AAS/VIS 107: Ass-thetics: Lookin’ at Butts
AAS/AAS/AAS/AAS/AAS 000: Big Sean
BLT 400: The Perfect Sandwich
FRS 123: Is it a Booty Call? (It Probably is)
EAS 217: Deciphering the Glow
FIN/GER 111: Pointing Among Berlin’s Stockbrokers
REL/MUS/AAS 543: Yeezus: Man or God?
CEE 450 / HUM 450: Roads, Scholars
FOR / BES 485: Paying $56,000 to Live in a War Zone
FOR / BES 488: How Much He Really Likes You: A Quantitative Geographical Analysis
EEB 314/GSS 345/REL 666: What to Expect When You’re Expecting the Antichrist
WWS 730: The Female Body is a Mystical Creature to Me, On Par with a Kraken or Hippogriff, But Here’s Why I Think Women Shouldn’t Have Access to Birth Control
NAP 101: Introduction to Sleeping During Lecture
POL 375/WWS 501: How to Shut Down your Government
SAE 548 / MAE 333 / PSY 666: Engineered hazing. (Not open to freshmen. Not open to women. No P/D/F)
StA 000: ??? (Not open to freshmen. Enrollment not by application; we’ll contact you (maybe))
GTA 005: Beating Up Old Ladies and Stealing Cars
MUS/GSS 212: I Guess That C#%! Gettin’ Eaten
REL/YOL 0: Do You Really Only Live Once?
GEO/TFC 345: Crack Rocks
GHP/JDS 312: Birth, Right?
FIN 312: Tax Evasion
VIS 123: Introductory Finger Painting (with visiting professor my 5 year old cousin Nate)
MAT/GSS 334: Let’s Subtract Clothes and Multiply!
NEU/GSS 362: Mindfucking
VIS/POL 401: Topics in Things Princetonians Care About: Beer Jackets
ROM/COM 808: Friends with Benefits vs. No Strings Attached
COM/TRA 570: Newberger (in translation)
REL 666: This Professor Doesn’t Believe in God
WRI 300: Developing Motive, In Life
DAN 140/AFS 301: Zumbabwe
NYC 101: Boroughs & Bagels
ENV 346 / JPN 346: The Yen-vironment can be Punny
ENV 346 / REL 346: The Zen-vironment can be Punny
ENV 346 / EEB 346: The Hen-vironment can be Punny
ENV 347/COS 348: The Environment Can Be Computers
ENV 348/JDS 349: The Environment Can’t Be Jews
CWR 001 (blank), (blank), and (blank) in (decade): Introduction to Mad Libs
COS/POL/WWS/CHV 123: Redesigning the Obamacare Website
MUS 344/ARC 344: Wrecking Balls
HYP/EBE/AST 153: Air Forces and Snapbacks in the Ivy League: An Astronomical Approach
FIN/WWS/ANT 340: “I Know a Guy”
SOC/JDS 613: Gold, berg, stein, man: How to Tell if They’re a Member of the Tribe
JRN 000/ECO 599: Buzzfeed
JFK/MLK 196: Assassinations
KKG/KAT/PBP 243: Profile Pictures and Cover Photos
MUS 101: Mastering ‘Cups’
BIC/KER 333: Intensive 3-Day Seminar in Social Politics
BIO/MAT : Life of Pi
EDM/DAN/CHM 566: Sprang Braaake
NJB/CJL 257: Earning Your Protestant Grandparents’ Silent Disapproval
TAT 002: Means for Disinheritance
GEO/JDS 360: Soil for Mohels
JDS/ENG 232: Snow White and the Seven D’vars
JDS / EAS 1224: Jews, Chinese Food, and Christmas Eve
JDS/PHY 345: Newtonsteins to Newtons – Forced Conversions
YUM/PHY 002: (Fig) Newton’s Laws
FRS 100: “Social Climbing” or “Networking?” A Comparative Study
ECO/GSS 400: Micropenis, Macropenis: The Economics of Male Sexual Performers